Made by Uncle Skunks — small-batch craft sodas brewed flavor-first.
21+ only. Hemp-derived Delta-9 THC (≤0.3% dry weight, 2018 Farm Bill compliant). Start low, go slow. Do not drive or operate machinery after consuming. Keep out of reach of children and pets. These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA.
Cola brewed under moonlight by Grandpappy Skunk himself — orange, lemon, vanilla, cinnamon, and 100mg of consequences.
At 100mg of hemp-derived Delta-9 per unit this is a maximum-strength product for experienced adults only — split it across servings unless you know your number cold. Nano-emulsified THC means it lands in roughly 5–15 minutes, and the third-party lab report is linked right on this page.
Add it to a pack: cross $50 in the Pack Builder and the discounts start firing on their own.
Uncle Skunks Cola 100mg Chronic Craft Soda (12oz) is available from Uncle Skunks at PourPackage. It uses hemp-derived Delta-9 THC that complies with the 2018 Farm Bill (≤0.3% Delta-9 by dry weight), and every batch is third-party lab tested.
Build a mix-and-match order on our Pack Deals page, confirm delivery on where we ship, and review certificates on lab results. Questions about onset, dosing, or legality? See the FAQ. Shop the Full send collection for similar vibes. Adults 21+ only.
How to enjoy it: chill the can or bottle, start with a low pour if you are new to nano-emulsified Delta-9, and wait a full fifteen minutes before a second serving.
Effects usually arrive in about five to fifteen minutes, peak within roughly half an hour, and ease off over one to two hours—closer to a social drink than a long edible ride.
Every order from our catalog can be mixed across Hometown Hero, Uncle Skunks, Torch, Wyld, Studio TBD, and Habit. Automatic savings unlock in cart as you build, free shipping thresholds apply on qualifying orders, and we only deliver to adults twenty-one and over in states where hemp-derived Delta-9 is legal.
Keep products away from children and pets, and do not drive after consuming.
About Uncle Skunks
Uncle Skunks does not do subtle. Loud flavors, louder cans, and a soda-fountain swagger that makes the whole THC-drink category more fun. Underneath the paint job the operation is dead serious: independent lab panels on every batch, milligram-accurate dosing, and ingredient lists you can pronounce.
It is the brand we hand to people who think cannabis drinks are supposed to taste like a health-food aisle. They come back converted.
The format: why a soda
This is a soda that happens to be dosed, and it commits to the bit — full sweetness, full nostalgia, zero hemp funk to fight through.
Sodas are the gateway format for a reason: they taste like something you have loved since you were a kid, while the label quietly handles the arithmetic. Ice, a straw, something salty on the side, and let the milligram number set the tempo.
Dosing notes for 100mg
This is not one drink. Fifty-plus milligrams is a container of servings — pour it across glasses, dilute it into a pitcher, share it, save some. Experienced consumers only, and even they should do the division before the first pour.
The upside of a beverage at this strength is the fast feedback loop: five to fifteen minutes to first effects means a half-serving reports back before you commit to more. Lock it away from anyone under 21.
Logistics, deals, and the honest fine print
Same-day shipping, every day, to adults 21 and over across our 35-state-plus-D.C. footprint — confirm yours on the ship map before you build the cart. $5.99 standard shipping, free at $60.
This product feeds the Pack Deals meter like everything else on the wall: five tiers, $5 back at $50 up to $125 back at $500, zero codes.
Damaged cans and wrong picks get replaced or refunded within seven days on a photo — we will not make you mail anything back. Anything else, the contact page reaches an actual person.
Drink vs. edible — what's the actual difference?
Speed. Nano-emulsified THC absorbs way faster than the fat-bound THC in a gummy or brownie: first effects in five to fifteen minutes, peak inside the hour, and a shorter total arc. It behaves like a drink because it is one — which makes pacing something you can actually do.
Where is the lab report?
Linked on every product page and collected on lab proof. Read it in thirty seconds: potency table matches the label, contaminant rows all say pass, batch date is recent. If a brand will not show you that document, do not drink the can — ours all will.
