Lab Proof — every can has receipts

We don't ask you to trust the label — we point you at the paperwork. Every maker on our shelf runs third-party potency and purity testing on its drinks, and publishes the certificates of analysis (COAs). Grab the batch number printed on your can or bottle and pull the matching report below.

COA portals by maker

• Hometown Hero — hometownhero.com/pages/coas
• Torch — torchdrinks.com/coas
• Wyld — wyldhemp.com/pages/wyld-hemp-coas
• Habit — habitcbd.com/coa
• Uncle Skunks — reports on request; send us your batch number.
• Studio TBD — reports on request; send us your batch number.

Batch not showing up? Email alex@pourpackage.com with the product name and batch number and we'll chase the report down for you.

Reading a lab panel like you mean it

A COA is a receipt from chemistry, and it takes two minutes to audit once you know the moves. Move one — potency: find the Delta-9 THC row and confirm the per-container milligrams match the front of the can.

A few percent of drift is normal instrument noise; a big gap is a brand telling on itself, and those brands do not get wall space here. Advertised CBD or CBN? Those rows need to check out too.

Move two — the legal line: the certificate states Delta-9 concentration on a dry-weight basis, and for legal hemp it must sit at or under 0.3%. That figure is the entire reason this store can mail you anything.

Move three — the safety grid: pesticides, heavy metals, residual solvents, microbials. Every row should read "pass" or "ND." Move four — the metadata: recent batch date, independent accredited lab, real signature. Serious brands test every batch at labs they do not own.

That is the standard, and it is not negotiable here.

What we do behind this page

Every product on the PourPackage wall links a current third-party certificate, reviewed before listing — not retroactively, not on the honor system. New batch, new link. If paperwork lapses or a panel raises an eyebrow, the product comes off the wall until the science catches up. It has happened. It will happen again. That is the system working.

Want the deeper cut — how nano-emulsion changes absorption, why hemp Delta-9 and dispensary Delta-9 are the same molecule, how to translate milligrams into an actual evening? The Pour covers it without the wellness-industry fog.

And if any link on this page dead-ends or any document confuses you, report it through the contact page — lab transparency is the one part of this store we treat as sacred.

The part the industry whispers

Plenty of hemp drinks on the open market would flunk the thirty-second audit this page teaches — off-label potency in both directions, certificates photocopied across batches, labs with the same owner as the brand they bless.

Not cartoon villainy, just what young industries do before standards calcify. Our fix is structural: no product gets wall space until we have verified the brand's testing practice, every listing links the actual document instead of a "lab tested!"

sticker, and stale paperwork pulls a product down automatically. Hold us to it — check the batch number on the can in your hand against the panel behind the link, and if anything mismatches, the contact page is the fire alarm.

We treat lab-transparency reports like production incidents because in this category, trust is the entire product. A store that will not show you the chromatography is asking you to drink its marketing.

Walking one panel, start to finish

Grab any 10mg can's certificate and run the drill. Potency table says Delta-9 THC 10.3mg per container — inside instrument tolerance of the printed 10, check one clears.

Dry-weight line reads 0.02% Delta-9 — miles under the 0.3% federal ceiling, so legally this is hemp, full stop. Pesticide screen: forty-odd compounds, ND straight down the column. Metals: lead, arsenic, cadmium, mercury, all under action limits. Solvents and microbials: pass and pass.

Now the header — batch number matches the can in your hand, the test date is recent, and the lab's accreditation looks up clean in under a minute.

Five checks, one panel, total time about two minutes, and you now know that can better than most people know their groceries.

Run the drill once per brand and no retailer ever gets to hand-wave you again — us included, which is exactly the arrangement we want.