{"product_id":"uncle-skunks-bourbon-cream-100mg-chronic-craft-soda-12oz","title":"Uncle Skunks Bourbon Cream 100mg Chronic Craft Soda (12oz)","description":"\u003cp\u003eBourbon cream soda — vanilla, oak, zero alcohol, 100mg THC. Dessert first, gravity later.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt 100mg of hemp-derived Delta-9 per unit this is a maximum-strength product for experienced adults only — split it across servings unless you know your number cold. Nano-emulsified THC means it lands in roughly 5–15 minutes, and the third-party lab report is linked right on this page.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMix it with anything else on the shelf — \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/pack-deals\"\u003ePack Deals\u003c\/a\u003e kick in automatically from $50.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!--semrush-seo-links--\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUncle Skunks Bourbon Cream 100mg Chronic Craft Soda (12oz) is available from \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/uncle-skunks\"\u003eUncle Skunks\u003c\/a\u003e at PourPackage. It uses hemp-derived Delta-9 THC that complies with the 2018 Farm Bill (≤0.3% Delta-9 by dry weight), and every batch is third-party lab tested.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuild a mix-and-match order on our \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/pack-deals\"\u003ePack Deals\u003c\/a\u003e page, confirm delivery on \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/ship-map\"\u003ewhere we ship\u003c\/a\u003e, and review certificates on \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/lab-proof\"\u003elab results\u003c\/a\u003e. Questions about onset, dosing, or legality? See the \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/faq\"\u003eFAQ\u003c\/a\u003e. Shop the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/full-send\"\u003eFull send\u003c\/a\u003e collection for similar vibes. Adults 21+ only.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!--semrush-wordcount--\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHow to enjoy it: chill the can or bottle, start with a low pour if you are new to nano-emulsified Delta-9, and wait a full fifteen minutes before a second serving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEffects usually arrive in about five to fifteen minutes, peak within roughly half an hour, and ease off over one to two hours—closer to a social drink than a long edible ride.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery order from our catalog can be mixed across Hometown Hero, Uncle Skunks, Torch, Wyld, Studio TBD, and Habit. Automatic savings unlock in cart as you build, free shipping thresholds apply on qualifying orders, and we only deliver to adults twenty-one and over in states where hemp-derived Delta-9 is legal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKeep products away from children and pets, and do not drive after consuming.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- semrush-depth-v1 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pdp-depth\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAbout Uncle Skunks\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUncle Skunks does not do subtle. Loud flavors, louder cans, and a soda-fountain swagger that makes the whole THC-drink category more fun. Underneath the paint job the operation is dead serious: independent lab panels on every batch, milligram-accurate dosing, and ingredient lists you can pronounce.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is the brand we hand to people who think cannabis drinks are supposed to taste like a health-food aisle. They come back converted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe format: why a soda\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a soda that happens to be dosed, and it commits to the bit — full sweetness, full nostalgia, zero hemp funk to fight through.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSodas are the gateway format for a reason: they taste like something you have loved since you were a kid, while the label quietly handles the arithmetic. Ice, a straw, something salty on the side, and let the milligram number set the tempo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDosing notes for 100mg\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is not one drink. Fifty-plus milligrams is a container of servings — pour it across glasses, dilute it into a pitcher, share it, save some. Experienced consumers only, and even they should do the division before the first pour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe upside of a beverage at this strength is the fast feedback loop: five to fifteen minutes to first effects means a half-serving reports back before you commit to more. Lock it away from anyone under 21.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe PourPackage part\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrder this and it leaves the warehouse today — same-day dispatch is standard, not a stunt. We deliver to adults 21+ in 35 states plus D.C. (the \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/ship-map\"\u003eship map\u003c\/a\u003e has the list), shipping is $5.99 and free past $60.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd because this is PourPackage, the smart move is stacking: \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/pack-deals\"\u003ePack Deals\u003c\/a\u003e claw back $5 at $50, $15 at $100, $30 at $200, $50 at $250, and $125 at $500 — automatically, across any mix of brands. Box shows up damaged or wrong?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePhoto plus order number inside seven days and we replace or refund it. You keep the evidence; no return shipping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDrink vs. edible — what's the actual difference?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpeed. Nano-emulsified THC absorbs way faster than the fat-bound THC in a gummy or brownie: first effects in five to fifteen minutes, peak inside the hour, and a shorter total arc. It behaves like a drink because it is one — which makes pacing something you can actually do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere is the lab report?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLinked on every product page and collected on \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/lab-proof\"\u003elab proof\u003c\/a\u003e. Read it in thirty seconds: potency table matches the label, contaminant rows all say pass, batch date is recent. If a brand will not show you that document, do not drink the can — ours all will.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Uncle Skunks","offers":[{"title":"Single","offer_id":48845035569305,"sku":"US-BOURBON-CREAM-100MG-CHRONIC--2613","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12 Pack","offer_id":48845035602073,"sku":"US-BOURBON-CREAM-100MG-CHRONIC--26126","price":126.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0736\/5338\/7417\/files\/Uncle-Skunks_0001s_0014_100mg-Bourbon-Cream.png?v=1786264691","url":"https:\/\/pourpackage.com\/products\/uncle-skunks-bourbon-cream-100mg-chronic-craft-soda-12oz","provider":"PourPackage","version":"1.0","type":"link"}